Juan

would translate this to Swedish but the Juan only know of English

History

The Juan have for 2000 years feasted on Uno Bro Taco. The taco chain did well in the Juan culture, but it would only really take of when it changed it's brand to "Dos Bros Tacos". The Juan took this as a sign that the tacos had become twice as good, using the logic that "2 > 1". They became so obsessed with the tacos that their entire species transformed into taco loving men, only able to say "Juan", "Dos Bros Tacos!", "Nacho" and "Buenos Dias!"

Evolution

The Juan only eat Dos Bros Tacos, and have thus evolved for that purpose. They haven't acquired ears, a nose nor eyes. This has allowed the Juan to develop other techniques such as psychedelic powers and telepathy.

Language

Even though the Juan are only to physically say four different phrases, their telepathy powers allows them to communicate in a language too complicated for anyone to understand. Words in the language, written by a Juan on paper, (an effective way of communicating with the species) include words such as "Hola" and "Ay Caramba".

Aggression

The Juan are mostly peaceful, but will kill anything in it's path upon the sight of "Cheez Its".